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Keep me in the loop: Don't break the circuit (which suggests that I'm an important element). Don't forget me, I don't want to miss anything important. I don't want to be doing the grunt work but I do want to be considered on "the team" when the results pour in. Preferred means of being kept in the loop: cc on email.

Roadmap: Let's put it all there out in front of us. Schedule, schedule, schedule, look, aren't we forward thinking? See, if we put it down on paper surely it makes the future a closer reality. The only thing with the corporate roadmap though is that it doesn't usually look favorably towards those who get bored on straight roads. Blinders preferred.

Share: I'd like to share this with you. Cringe, eeeek, this is the highest quality of velveeta cheese. I smell guilt-trip, wind-bag, yakkety-yak just for the sake of tawkin'. Are you trying to make me feel special? Am I the ONLY person that you're offering this treat (said in a sickly voice), this personal experience to? How generous of you; don't bother next time. A true touchy-feely crumb of the Nineties. Did you say longer?

Brainstorm: There's nothing new about "brainstorm." Maybe we could change it to neuron-burning. Or neuron-fusion. Only great ideas come out of brainstorming session. Cough, splutter, where did our imagination take a trip to?

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