1. Tattoos on the hip will stretch with pregnancy

2. You'll think "He/She's the one" more than once

3. The longer you leave your dirty laundry dirty, the more you dread washing it

4. One day you look down and realize you're too old to be wearing a mini skirt

5. Fridge/freezers with automatic ice dispensers are more expensive than without

6. Black jeans go white

7. Tylenol PM is the acceptable sleeping pill

8. When the traffic report says there is a stall on the bridge, they mean the car has broken down, not stalled

9. Condoms do NOT improve over the years

10. The more money you earn, the more money you pay the Govt.

11. Just because you pass your driver's test when you're sixteen doesn't mean you won't fail the State of California's written test in later years

12. You outgrow your friends

13. A subscription to the Wall Street Journal is prohibitively expensive