Music Bender Update

MUSIC BENDER

UPDATE

from Melinda Whitehouse, Music Editor

Dateline: July 10, 1999

There are 5 very important things I need to tell everyone.

1. My feet hurt. No seriously, they really hurt. Well, that's what I get for my ten years work as a stunt footwear model for the respected publication, "Twisted Foot Fetish Pix for Serious Sickos." The pay was good, but oy, the bunions!

2. A very cool dance band named New Native is going to rock the house at 26 Mix on Thursday, July 15 and I've got your free (yes, I said free) tickets. If you and a friend would like to go to this incredible http://www.sfstation.com/clubs/26mix.htm show, just send an email with your favorite sexual dysfunction to me at melinda@bastard.com. I will choose a winner based on originality, spelling, and punctuation. As an added bonus, John has promised to let me get on stage and do a sparkler dance between sets. Yeah, right. If I had a dime for every time someone made that exact same promise....Oh well, write in and good luck.

3. The very cool after hours dance club, 1015 Folsom, needs all bumpers, grinders, tweakers, and...well just about anybody who believes that the party should never end to keep some powers that be from shutting them down. If you're cool, and believe in the cause, go here http://www.1015.com to sign a cyber petition to keep the boogie going.

4. The very cool art/rock (with a heavy emphasis on the rock) band, www.MP3.com/heavypebbleHeavy Pebble, is in desperate need of a very cool drummer. They had a kick ass drummer, but he has foot problems (nothing that was caused by posing for Twisted Foot Fetish pictures, of course), and they need someone else to kick some ass for them. Are you a drummer? Are you cool? Do you kick ass? Send me an email, and I'll pass it on to HP.

5. And the last thing I have to tell you is that our normally very cool editor, Susan, is in Washington DC just in time for the heat wave. Susan, (and right now, I'm talking only to you) put some ice cubes in your bra, and quit your bitching. At least you still have your feet.

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