Been tossin' a few back, partying hearty into the wee hours, and now you just gotta have something to eat, to take that eat screechin' hunger outta your besotted and befuddled brain? Here's a list of places we know from experience that can take the edge off your growling tummy and give you some time to clear your head for the road home. All of these joints are in San Francisco, so if you have to "bridge and tunnel," don't wait until you get back to the boonies to slurp and slob. It just may be too late.

Baghdad Cafe 2295 Market Street 621-4434 24 hours, daily
Basta Pasta 1268 Grant Avenue 434-2248 5-10pm, daily
Bepple’s Pies 1934 Union Street 931-6225 8 a.m. - 2 a.m. Fri-Sat
Cafe Mason 320 Mason Street 544-0320 24 hours, daily
Denny’s 1700 Post Street 563-1400 24 hours, daily
El Farolito 2779 Mission Street 826-4870 8 a.m. - 3 a.m. daily
El Farolito 4817 Mission Street 337-5500 9 a.m. - 2 a.m. daily
El Zocalo 3230 Mission Street 282-2572 11 a.m. - 3 a.m. daily

Grubstake

 

1525 Pine Street 673-8268 5 p.m. - 4 a.m. M-F, 10 a.m. - 4 a.m. Sat-Sun
Hamburger Mary’s 269 12th Street 626-1985 11:30 a.m. - 1 a.m. T-Th, 11:30 a.m. - 2 a.m. F-S, 10 a.m. - 1 a.m. Sunday
Happy Donuts 761 Third Street 543-1407 24 hours, daily
Hot ‘n Hunky 4039 18th Street 621-6365 11 a.m. - 1 a.m Fri-Sat
IHOP 2299 Lombard Street 921-4004 24 hours, daily
It’s Tops 1801 Market Street 431-6395 8 a.m. - 3 p.m. daily 8 p.m. - 3 a.m. w-sat
Jack-In-The-Box 366 Bayshore Blvd. 641-8467 24 hours, daily
Kan Zaman 1793 Haight Street 751-9656 Noon-2am, F-S
King's Diner 1390 Mission Street 552-2707 24 hours, daily
La Bodega 1737 Grant Avenue 433-0439 5pm-1am, F-S
La Rondella 901 Valencia Street 647-7474 11am-3am, Tues-Sun
Liverpool Lil's 2942 Lyon Street 921-6664

11am-1am, M-F, 10am-1am, Sat-Sun

Lori's Diner 226 Mason Street 392-8646 24 hours, daily
Lucky Penny 2670 Geary Blvd. 921-0836 24 hours, daily
Lyon's 692 Van Ness Ave. 202-2002 11am-11pm
Marcello's Pizza 420 Castro Street 863-3900

11am-1am, Sun-Thurs., 11am-2am, Fri-Sat.

Max's Diner 311 Third Street 546-6297 11am-10pm, Sun-Tues., 11am-11pm, Wed-Thurs., 11am-midnight, Fri-Sat
Mel's Drive-In

1050 Van Ness

292-6357

5am-3am, Sun-Wed, 5am-4am, Thurs., 24 hours Fri-Sat

Mel's Drive-In 3355 Geary Blvd. 387-2244 6am-1am, Sun-Thurs, 6am-3am, Fri-Sat.
Mel's Drive-In 2165 Lombard Street 921-3039

6am-2am, Sun-Thur, 24hours, Fri-Sat.

Mr. Pizza Man 759 Columbus Avenue 570-5111 24 hour delivery
New Sun Hong Kong 606 Broadway 956-3338 8am-3am daily
North Beach Pizza 1499 Grant Avenue 433-2444 11am-1am, Sun-Thurs., 11am-3am, Fri-Sat.
Original Joe's 144 Taylor Street 775-4877 10:30am-12:30am

Orphan Andy's

3991A 17th Street 982-0596 11am-3am, Mon-Sat, 12:30pm-9:30pm, Sun.
Pinecrest Diner 401 Geary Blvd. 885-6407 24 hours, daily
Sam Wo 813 Washington Street 982-0596 11am-3am, Mon-Sat., 12:30pm-9:30pm, Sun.
Silver Restaurant 737 Washington Street 433-8888 24 hours, daily
Sparky's 242 Church Street 282-0203 24 hours, daily
Steve the Greek 1431 Polk Street 771-1237 11am-1am, Mon-Thurs., 7am-4am, Fri-Sat.
Taqueria San Jose 2830 Mission Street 282-0203 7am-1am, Mon-Thurs., 7am-4am, Fri-Sat
The City Cafe 2550 Van Ness Ave. 673-0144 24 hours, daily
Video Cafe 21st and Geary Blvd. 387-3999 24 hours, daily

Which club to go to?

Stompy at Night. Not so much fun as Stompy on Day 3. But, it's still Stompy. And the crowd is very user-friendly.

Club 550, out in the shipyards.

Club Universe, mecca for the gay boy in you.

Cheesy music. 1984. Leg warmers? Well, maybe not but Cat's Grill on Thursday evenings takes you back to the era of feathered hair and lip gloss (last time around).

There'll be no pigeon-holing of The Justice League! Diverse music, diverse crowd. Hip Hop, Techno, Samba...it's all here.

The Lexington Club is a one-room corner bar with a pool table and pinball machine. In the Mission. Some might call it a dive.

Women, waterfalls and more women. That's how Jenny put it. Check out The G-Spot on Saturday evenings.

Needing to find your groove? Don't want all the sleazy crowds? Scott checks out Liquid on a Saturday evening.

What to do on a sunny Sunday afternoon? Head on over to the T-Dance at The EndUp.

Aren't Sunday nights a drag? Walk into Spundae and it'll be Monday morning just all too soon. Smallish crowd, brilliant music...

Coffee Houses in San Francisco: Which ones for which mood? When you're in the Castro, you should head for Cafe Flore. It ranks high for people-watching.

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